I'm not that cool and you hate me.

weedjoke420:

i absolutely hate children 98% of the time but sometimes i get this sudden urge to have a child and raise it and love it and dress it up and take it places and take care of it but that lasts for about 30 seconds then im like lmao fuck that

"To be fair, he has stuck it out with me for a very long time, through drug habits and all those sorts of things. So he’s a really lovely, amazing person."

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.